The Winter of the Air (via mer-se)
Oblivion: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to find the suspects, let them try to seduce you, and catch them in the act.
Skyrim: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to go into this dungeon full of Draugr and kill them.
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
Cake Batter Fudge
1 cup yellow cake mix
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
1/2 stick (1/4 cup) butter, cut into small squares
1/4 cup milk
Mix cake mix and icing sugar in microwave-safe bowl. Add butter and milk. Don’t stir.
Microwave for 2 minutes. Stir immediately until completely combined. Add sprinkles. Do not overmix as sprinkle colour may bleed.
Spread into greased pan. Refrigerate for at least one hour.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
how can one person live with that much mess
Can not wait to move out
My housemate has left ALL his dirty dishes next to and in the sink for a week, we’ve asked him to clean them twice because they’re slowly eating the kitchen space and he’s still left it and it’s gone mouldy now ffs wot r u
All this coding at uni has changed me. I spell colour, color now stop it
Can’t deal with this living with people business
3 weeks till i leave for Newport, yiiiiiis
Get me back to Newport
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
Nah y’all got it twisted I will not hesitate to start pissin!